Sports injuries.
This was the third year I have, with a group of friends, dressed to the nines for a Valentine’s Day visit to a local bowling alley. I enjoy the juxtaposition of about a dozen people in cocktail attire in such a crowded and unromantic setting.
This year, however, I seem to have pulled my groin while sliding along the deck. This is rather pathetic. Regardless, I shall call it a “sports-related injury.”
If it’s good enough for the NFL, it’s good enough for me.
